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How do you drown a hipster?

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In the mainstream.

How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

What’s a hipster’s favourite subject?

Geometry.

Why do hipsters always have burnt tongues?

Because they drink their tea before it’s cool.

What is a Hipster’s favorite letter in the alphabet?

Tea.

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